Keep Celine On Your Side

Louis Vuitton!!!

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Keep Celine doesn’t understand all the buzz with Louis Vuitton. All the American stars (who know zip about fashion) wear it.

When you think of it, LV is one of the most copied in the world. So when we see someone with a Vuitton handbag, we know it’s a fake.

Don’t try to tell us they look good, they’re all the same!

Message to the stars, if you’re trying to tell us you got dough by showing off the bling, we already had a clue…

Give a break to another designer instead. He just might need it.

Don’t bother sending a useless comment like: I’d like to see how you dress. In the meantime, I’ll keep track of Jessica Simpson.

Bag on her head!

What an excellent interview! Awesome idea…
Poor Miss Fox, a bit uneasy wasn’t she?
You’re watching and you keep muttering to yourself: don’t put the bag on… don’t put the bag on…
Still she does it!

Megan Fox: O Credibility: 1

Don’t bother sending a useless comment like: No respect! Megan was supposed to be the interviewer!!!

Not again??


Learning this choreography has to have been Beyonce’s best investment ever! No kidding, she must have used the same one for over a year.
Get over it!!!
Can’t she do something else?
Does anyone still dance on that tune in their living room?

Don’t bother sending a useless comment like: That dance’s a masterpiece!!

Strawberry cake

audrina cake

Photographer: So I told her bend down and eat a piece of cake.

friend : and?

Photographer: She did it!

Both laughing their heads off!


Don’t bother sending a useless comment like:  how do you know that?


Cry Me A River

A 15 year old boy is bawling his eyes out.
Any local newscast will carry the story.
But CNN???
They call that journalism???

Besides, at 15, your not supposed to cry.

Don’t bother sending a useless comment like: If it’s a topic on CNN, it must be true.

Rihanna???

It isn’t because your stylist told you to wear a bow tie that you should do it…
We know that he thinks he’s someone much more important but you should take a sec and look at yourself in a mirror before going live nationally, specially on Larry King…

And with his mother…

poor boy…

No need to thank KeepCeline, it’s our pleasure!

Don’t bother sending a useless comment like: at least he “looked” sincere

Britney Spears VMAs Promo!!!


Here you can see the trailer for the next VMA’s. With such an outdated concept, we wonder how old the creative minds behind this are…

Is it just us, or is Britney always in a bikini??
Speaking of which, you must admit that her acting talent has evolved!
Notably at the 14th second mark… so … never mind…

A mediocre ad for a mediocre show…

Don’t bother sending a useless comment like: I liked Britney’s subtle acting in the movie Crossroads.

Peter Andre new album!!!

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How come, in 2009, are we still creating such ugly jacket covers? It’s all wrong!
The poor writing, the arm on the knee, and to top it off, the cheap diamonds in the corner.

Imagine the scene…

Impresario: Finally, we came up with your album cover art!
Peter Andre: Wow, I really love it!!!

Yucckkkk!!!!

Don’t bother sending a useless comment like: I like the contrast of colors.

Eva Longoria!!!


You can see here the very talented Eva Longoria and her husband Tony Parker on a show in France called Fort Boyard. This show is now so antiquated and without any interest, that only a country with so little choice in television shows could still have it on it’s airwaves. You can easily see how the desperate housewife is irritating in either role.

Also, having been with Parker long enough, couldn’t she have learned some basic french?

Don’t bother sending a useless comment like: Her name is Eva Longoria Parker!!!

OUPS!!!!

violons

This is the CD of Canadian violinist Angèle Dubeau.

Violins of the world in french is translated by “Violons du monde”. However, what is pretty funny here, is that when we translate “violons du monde” into English it can be literally translated by the embarrassing sentence “rape some people” !!! Because “violons” can be a musical instrument as well as the verb “to rape”.

Don’t bother sending a useless comment like: Does the cd sound good?

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