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Stupid movie with stupid actor?

Producer: – Basically it’s the story of the hockey player that doesn’t believe in the fairy godmother.
Dwayne Johnson: – Interesting… Keep going…
Producer: – That’s about it… Maybe he grows some wings after awhile…
Dwayne Johnson: – Wow!
Producer: – That’s not all! There’s even a scene where he gets shot in the nuts!!
Dwayne Johnson: – I’m in!  Where do I sign?

Don’t bother sending a useless comment like: wrestling ain’t fixed!!!

We think we have a good movie here.

7 reasons why “2012” will be the worst movie of the year:

- Roland Emmerich is one of the worst directors ever.

- It looks way too much like Independence Day and the The day after tomorrow.

- The beginning of the trailer looks a lot like the beginning of Dawn of the dead.

- All the best special effects are in the trailer. Special effects that appear to be pretty bad BTW…

- Because we can see the Sistine Chapel separate in two, between two fingers . (How stupid is that scene?)

- The idea of inserting sentimental storylines in these catastrophic films. We don’t want to see the hero live… we want to see him die!

- “The end is just the beginning” (what a cliche)

Do you think that there’s anybody who said at the end of the trailer: Wow, we really have to see this movie.

Pathetic.

Don’t bother sending a useless comment like: You enjoy seeing people die, asshole?

District 9

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This movie is awesome!!!

KeepCeline really likes the documentary side of the movie. This “underdog” movie is by far one of the best movies of the summer. We are impatiently waiting for any future projects by this young director, Neill Blomkamp, a protege of Peter Jackson.

Proof that a limited budget and an efficient advertising campaign can propel an excellent sci-fi film.

Don’t bother sending a useless comment like: I don’t like it, all no-name actors!!!