Keep Celine On Your Side

Rihanna???

It isn’t because your stylist told you to wear a bow tie that you should do it…
We know that he thinks he’s someone much more important but you should take a sec and look at yourself in a mirror before going live nationally, specially on Larry King…

And with his mother…

poor boy…

No need to thank KeepCeline, it’s our pleasure!

Don’t bother sending a useless comment like: at least he “looked” sincere

Britney Spears VMAs Promo!!!


Here you can see the trailer for the next VMA’s. With such an outdated concept, we wonder how old the creative minds behind this are…

Is it just us, or is Britney always in a bikini??
Speaking of which, you must admit that her acting talent has evolved!
Notably at the 14th second mark… so … never mind…

A mediocre ad for a mediocre show…

Don’t bother sending a useless comment like: I liked Britney’s subtle acting in the movie Crossroads.

Peter Andre new album!!!

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How come, in 2009, are we still creating such ugly jacket covers? It’s all wrong!
The poor writing, the arm on the knee, and to top it off, the cheap diamonds in the corner.

Imagine the scene…

Impresario: Finally, we came up with your album cover art!
Peter Andre: Wow, I really love it!!!

Yucckkkk!!!!

Don’t bother sending a useless comment like: I like the contrast of colors.

Eva Longoria!!!


You can see here the very talented Eva Longoria and her husband Tony Parker on a show in France called Fort Boyard. This show is now so antiquated and without any interest, that only a country with so little choice in television shows could still have it on it’s airwaves. You can easily see how the desperate housewife is irritating in either role.

Also, having been with Parker long enough, couldn’t she have learned some basic french?

Don’t bother sending a useless comment like: Her name is Eva Longoria Parker!!!

OUPS!!!!

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This is the CD of Canadian violinist Angèle Dubeau.

Violins of the world in french is translated by “Violons du monde”. However, what is pretty funny here, is that when we translate “violons du monde” into English it can be literally translated by the embarrassing sentence “rape some people” !!! Because “violons” can be a musical instrument as well as the verb “to rape”.

Don’t bother sending a useless comment like: Does the cd sound good?

We think we have a good movie here.

7 reasons why “2012” will be the worst movie of the year:

- Roland Emmerich is one of the worst directors ever.

- It looks way too much like Independence Day and the The day after tomorrow.

- The beginning of the trailer looks a lot like the beginning of Dawn of the dead.

- All the best special effects are in the trailer. Special effects that appear to be pretty bad BTW…

- Because we can see the Sistine Chapel separate in two, between two fingers . (How stupid is that scene?)

- The idea of inserting sentimental storylines in these catastrophic films. We don’t want to see the hero live… we want to see him die!

- “The end is just the beginning” (what a cliche)

Do you think that there’s anybody who said at the end of the trailer: Wow, we really have to see this movie.

Pathetic.

Don’t bother sending a useless comment like: You enjoy seeing people die, asshole?

District 9

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This movie is awesome!!!

KeepCeline really likes the documentary side of the movie. This “underdog” movie is by far one of the best movies of the summer. We are impatiently waiting for any future projects by this young director, Neill Blomkamp, a protege of Peter Jackson.

Proof that a limited budget and an efficient advertising campaign can propel an excellent sci-fi film.

Don’t bother sending a useless comment like: I don’t like it, all no-name actors!!!